A Market Spell

A girlfriend of mine said I’m not logging onto MySpace for a whole day since I wasted so much of my bosses money playing on it yesterday. I told her she should anyway because capitalism is evil. But look at the most popular postmodern communication system in the world…MySpace. I love the fact that I can get on there and talk to the folks that I wouldn’t dare talk to in real life and let my ego be the one everyone gets exposed to. I have a face book too but it isn’t nearly as fun…everyone acts like “adults” on there or is married and boring. The first things I do when I get home is urinating then check the space to see what’s cooking with my friends. I also like talking madness to all the girls on there, I am not a stalker I have been on since 2003 so I have like a mass cool veteran. I wait for the ladies to come to me and snap like a Venus flytrap. Yes I’m a smooth operator. That’s such an awesome saying. Smooth operator, named Rico suave! I also think that tom isn’t really involved with MySpace anymore, I think the big company that bought MySpace gets to use his image so the kids wont freak and realize they are being bought and sold over ad space.